Apache Junction Declares Itself UFO Welcome Center, Offers Free Pizza & Desert Tours to Aliens
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- Apr 1
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Updated: Apr 6
Apache Junction Declares Itself UFO Welcome Center, Offers Free Pizza & Desert Tours to Aliens
April 1, 2025 — by iSkyNews Staff
Apache Junction, AZ — In a move that has both NASA and Little Caesars scratching their heads, the desert town of Apache Junction has officially declared itself an "Intergalactic UFO Welcome Center" effective immediately.
The decision came after a mysterious series of glowing orb sightings near the Superstition Mountains, several reports of strange humming near local cacti, and one resident claiming their dog barked at a tumbleweed “that looked suspiciously like it had antennas.”
Town officials held a press conference near the “Welcome to Apache Junction” sign, donning reflective sunglasses, shimmering capes, and what may or may not have been repurposed satellite dishes as hats.
“We welcome all peaceful interstellar travelers, as long as they obey traffic laws and don’t abduct anyone without consent,” said one official.
Aliens landing in Apache Junction will receive a welcome package that includes:
A voucher for one free guided desert tour (with optional jackrabbit sightings)
Unlimited Wi-Fi access to Earth’s memes and alien documentaries
A lifetime supply of Little Caesars pizza (assuming their digestive system approves)
A commemorative “I Landed in Apache Junction” T-shirt
And a trial size of Zaxby’s new Zaxterrestrial Sauce, rumored to taste like garlic, dust storms, and adventure
Local businesses have already embraced the declaration. One off-road tour company is retrofitting Jeeps with satellite translators, and a nearby souvenir shop is offering “Space Cactus” keychains for half off.
Some residents are skeptical. One man shouted,
“I didn’t move to the desert to get probed!”
Meanwhile, Zaxby’s has hinted at launching an “out-of-this-world” menu if any extraterrestrial guests actually show up.
Law enforcement issued a lighthearted warning, reminding locals that tinfoil hats are not officially sanctioned safety gear — but they do make a bold fashion statement.
As the press conference closed, officials gazed toward the stars and said:
“This isn’t just about tourism. It’s about making friends with beings from beyond — and maybe finally getting answers to what’s really going on in Area 51.”
Disclaimer: This article is part of iSkyNews.com’s annual April Fools’ Day tradition. No aliens have landed (yet), but the desert tour and pizza offer still sound pretty great. Happy April Fools’ Day!
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